The McDonalds Massacre

For some reason my pregnant wife has been craving McDonalds apple pies lately. So twice in the last 2 weeks we hit the drive thru and placed our orders, but when we get to the window to pick up our food they tell us "sorry, we are all out of apple pies!" The last time this happened I thought for sure my hormonal, pregnant, apple pie craving wife was gonna rip the head off the poor, unsuspecting McDonalds employee. But instead she almost burst into tears! So this week when she said she wanted McDonalds apple pie you can imagine my nervousness. I was pretty sure that if they didn't have any apple pie on this day, it would go down in history as the Great McDonalds Massacre!! But on the other hand, who am I to say no to a 1/4 cheesburger and those delicious fries. So we were on our way!!! Thankfully tragedy was averted, they had apple pie on this day. I don't think those poor employees knew how close they came to seeing the wrath of a hormonal pregnant rampage!! Who would have thought a McDonalds apple pie would have such power over a person.